Breaking news: Favre to play in 2007

ESPN News is reporting Joe Theisman just called dibs on Farve's left testicle!

 

Yeah, but imagine what it will be like when Favre retires. Imagine Armaggedon, only worse.

 

Yes, but at least that would be the beginning of the end!

 

This is just sad, although not so sad as it'll seem by December.

 

Just think we'll all sit around years from now and say "Where were you when the overrated quarterback broke the alltime interceptions record?"

 

To be fair, he's only six touchdowns away from tying Marino's all-time record in that category.

 

"Exclusive" transitions into "First reported at SunHerald.com" after everybody picks it up. Believe it or not, it was exclusive for a half-hour or so. That's pretty good these days. Why does Wicked hate Americathe Sun Herald?

 

Big whoop. Cy Young is the only pitcher to ever lose 300 games. In no way does that diminish the great achievements of his career.

 

Why?

How many times was that bulletin posted on SportsJournalists.com before now?

 

Is he going to regret this decision when he breaks a hip halfway through next season?

 

No, and not when he's whipping the Bears' ass twice, either.

 

Even if he breaks a hip, you know he's not going to miss a start.