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Breaking it off...

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by GBNF, May 13, 2009.

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  1. Piotr Rasputin

    Piotr Rasputin New Member

    What does that mean? Young romance can be so unpredictable.

    "GBNF . . . I've dedicated myself to God. I'm chaste until marriage!"

    "GBNF . . .ATM is absolutely out of the question!"

    "I might like you more, GBNF, if you didn't run to that stupid sporto Web site and post details about our relationship for all your little Internet friends."

    "Oh . . . I see . . . gee . . . . hmm. Um, GBNF . . . were you just in the pool or something?"
     
    Piotr Rasputin, May 13, 2009
    #61
  2. Drip

    Drip Active Member

    I know i mentioned this on another thread, but I broke up with one by giving her a ring box filled with dog shit on Valentine's Day.
    Personally, I highly recommend doing it to someone who has toyed with your affections.
     
    Drip, May 13, 2009
    #62
  3. JC

    JC Well-Known Member

    and were off....
     
    JC, May 13, 2009
    #63
  4. KYSportsWriter

    KYSportsWriter Well-Known Member

    ... uh huh.
     
    KYSportsWriter, May 13, 2009
    #64
  5. duckncover

    duckncover Member

    I guess now would be a good time to tell you about my genital herpes.
     
    duckncover, May 13, 2009
    #65
  6. ArnoldBabar

    ArnoldBabar Active Member

    Perfectly normal, perfectly healthy response. Not fucking batshit crazy at all.
     
    ArnoldBabar, May 13, 2009
    #66
  7. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    How do you do that effectively? Hold it under the dog? Use a baggie and drop it in there? Scoop it? Mold it with your hands?
    Yeah. Not batshit crazy at all.
     
    Moderator1, May 13, 2009
    #67
  8. KYSportsWriter

    KYSportsWriter Well-Known Member

    Reminds me of that scene in American Wedding ...
     
    KYSportsWriter, May 13, 2009
    #68
  9. ArnoldBabar

    ArnoldBabar Active Member

    I gotta think it involves handling it yourself. If you hold it under the dog, how can you know you're going to get the right amount for a ring box? There's just no way of controlling that.
     
    ArnoldBabar, May 13, 2009
    #69
  10. KYSportsWriter

    KYSportsWriter Well-Known Member

    Maybe it's a really tiny dog?
     
    KYSportsWriter, May 13, 2009
    #70
  11. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    The way my dogs wiggle ass, I'd get it all over my hands.
    Good thing is, with three of them we could fill lots of ring boxes.
    IF we were batshit crazy!
     
    Moderator1, May 13, 2009
    #71
  12. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    You could text that, too.

    I have dogshit 4 u cuz u suk
     
    Moderator1, May 13, 2009
    #72
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