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Breaking it off...

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by GBNF, May 13, 2009.

  1. Some Guy

    Some Guy Active Member

    "Your ass is too big."
     
  2. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    No. I can understand. She probably brought her boyfriend along on all four dates.
     
  3. Double J

    Double J Active Member

    OMG, that is the funniest thing I've seen here in a long while. Very nice..... ;D
     
  4. Double J

    Double J Active Member

    Oh, I wasn't amused at first. It was a bit of a jolt, coming across my news feed. While I was at work. Not that I spent a lot of time Facebooking while at work, but..... ;D

    We were, as they say, taking a break. Upon reflection, I realized I probably had it coming after the way I had, um, suggested the break. Some days, when I think about it, I think I was a completely insensitive bastard. Most of the rest of the time, I feel like I should have done what I did about a year or two sooner. Let's just say that the woman from whom I will soon be divorced bears little if any resemblance, other than physical, to the woman I married.
     
  5. GBNF

    GBNF Well-Known Member

    Yeah, I'm not going to lie, I certainly overreacted too fast. But things just went incredibly downhill last night, and I know it's not what I want. Oh well.
     
  6. KYSportsWriter

    KYSportsWriter Well-Known Member

    My ex-girlfriend, for one.
     
  7. Angola!

    Angola! Guest

    I got divorced by text message.

    Crazy bitch.
     
  8. waterytart

    waterytart Active Member

    Does she know that everything went incredibly downhill last night? Because, then, you'd be OK with just a phone call but, since she goes to the same shul as your family, make sure it's civil enough to keep her from bad-mouthing you to family friends.
     
  9. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Of course she knows. She took out the restraining order, didn't she?
     
  10. Diabeetus

    Diabeetus Active Member

    She got a text-message breakup:
     
  11. KYSportsWriter

    KYSportsWriter Well-Known Member

    Wow.

    A five-month relationship is one thing. But being divorced through a text message? That's fucked up, dude.
     
  12. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    Dude we r so o-ver

    Yeah, that would suck.
     
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