Brawl at Chuck E. Cheese

The TV story said the birthday child is a boy.

It also said the mom with the mostest is in the family way.

 

I wouldn't say any of the people involved are thugs, necessarily.

Idiots, though? You betcha.

 

In this instance, I think the Chuck E. Cheese "mechanical animals" band would play a song that goes like this:

"You say it's your birthday,
It's her birthday too, yeah;
They say you want pho-tos,
There's gonna be a big line;
I'm glad it's your birthday,
Now I'd like to strike you!

"Yes we're going to do some crystal meth,
Yes we're going to do some crystal meth,
Yes we're going to do some crystal meth ...

"I'd like to punch your face -- Birth-day,
My kid don't like to wait -- Birth-day,
I'd like to punch your face -- Birth-day,
Dance, dance, dance!"

 

I just watched the video.

Just another day in her life I guess.

 

The part about the stepfather punching the girl seems to be kind of just glossed over a bit.

 

You get that sense, don't you?

 

When a melee breaks out in Chuck E. Cheese you want to be within arm's reach of the Whack-A-Mole mallets.

 

Agreed.

Why? You'd have to put someone's head underneath them to fully utilize them. You can't stray too far from the game. I'd prefer to use the Skeet(?) Balls.

 

Luckily I'm not supposed to be within 200 feet of a Chuck E. Cheese.

 

Awesome.

 

I've taken my kids to Chuck E. Cheese and I'm surprised there aren't brawls there daily.

 

In Tennessee are the Chuck E Cheese's in the trailer park or is the trailer park in the Chuck E Cheese?