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Boys ... Jessica's available

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by hondo, Jul 13, 2009.

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  1. outofplace

    outofplace Well-Known Member

    So, you're hoping you will look big by comparison?
     
    outofplace, Jul 13, 2009
    #49
  2. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    FUCK YOU THE DETENTE IS OVER!!!!!!!



























    (yes)
     
    BYH, Jul 13, 2009
    #50
  3. outofplace

    outofplace Well-Known Member

    BRING IT ON!!!!!!!!!!!















    (Good luck with that. If she asks you to call her Ron, run....run fast....)
     
    outofplace, Jul 14, 2009
    #51
  4. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    I hear BYH's wee-wee looks like a Christmas tree light.
     
    Batman, Jul 14, 2009
    #52
  5. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Fuck I wish.

    I mean what?
     
    BYH, Jul 14, 2009
    #53
  6. podunk press

    podunk press Active Member

    The typical Dallas scoring drive next year should look like this:

    Barber run 3 yards
    Barber run 4 yards (stiff arms two linebackers to ground)
    Witten 4 yard pass from Romo
    Jones 64 yard run (XP good)

    And if Jones gets hurt, I can't see the Cowboys being able to score points.
     
    podunk press, Jul 14, 2009
    #54
  7. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    I want Jessica to breed with John Elway because America has craved a super horse since the days of Secretariat.
     
    Bubbler, Jul 14, 2009
    #55
  8. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Pair it with Michael Jackson's wee-wee and get a FUCKING YULETIDE HAIRCUT!
     
    Football_Bat, Jul 14, 2009
    #56
  9. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Oh, and anything that gets Romo to throw the football thru the tire in his front yard more is alright by me.
     
    Football_Bat, Jul 14, 2009
    #57
  10. steveu

    steveu Well-Known Member

    Give me Jessica Alba any day, and I'd like to think the 'Boys chances to win the Super Bowl just improved by about 50-60 percent. :)
     
    steveu, Jul 14, 2009
    #58
  11. outofplace

    outofplace Well-Known Member

    Agreed on the first part at least. "Skinny little Nancy Callahan. She grew up. She filled out."
     
    outofplace, Jul 14, 2009
    #59
  12. steveu

    steveu Well-Known Member

    OOP, I never said the Cowboys would win the Super Bowl, but now we'll see how Romo performs with no distractions (well, maybe... lol). As for the first part, boy did she ever.
     
    steveu, Jul 14, 2009
    #60
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