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Borgnine's "secret" to looking young? It ain't his wife's skin cream.

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by DanOregon, Aug 14, 2008.

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  1. DanOregon

    DanOregon Well-Known Member

    The secret to life in the palm of your hand.

    http://www.mediabistro.com/tvnewser/fnc/the_whisper_heard_round_the_couchand_on_the_air_91572.asp
     
    DanOregon, Aug 14, 2008
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  2. forever_town

    forever_town Well-Known Member

    Re: Cancel that order of Tova 9 age-reducing cream

    Great. That means Mikey will outlive us all.
     
    forever_town, Aug 14, 2008
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  3. Trouser_Buddah

    Trouser_Buddah Active Member

    Re: Cancel that order of Tova 9 age-reducing cream

    That's the easy joke, but I seem to remember that he won his own Contest and had a long streak of, um, non-palm lovin'...
     
    Trouser_Buddah, Aug 14, 2008
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  4. Trouser_Buddah

    Trouser_Buddah Active Member

    Re: Cancel that order of Tova 9 age-reducing cream

    Oh, and spnited just ran out to get more Jergens and doesn't know why...
     
    Trouser_Buddah, Aug 14, 2008
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  5. terrier

    terrier Well-Known Member

    Hand party at Borgnine's! Wooooo!
     
    terrier, Aug 15, 2008
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  6. Simon_Cowbell

    Simon_Cowbell Active Member

    Ernest Borgnine is 91!!!!???

    Kittens, look out.
     
    Simon_Cowbell, Aug 15, 2008
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  7. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    One of the funniest lines I ever saw Borgnine give is when he was wearing a Santa suit on The Single Guy (yeah, I watched it; it wasn't so bad). I can't remember the line other than how the Santa suit felt good against his toochus.
     
    Songbird, Aug 15, 2008
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  8. Trouser_Buddah

    Trouser_Buddah Active Member

    I watched that show too... loved Borgnine.
     
    Trouser_Buddah, Aug 15, 2008
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  9. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    Ernest Borgnine is still alive?
     
    TheSportsPredictor, Aug 15, 2008
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  10. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Sweet. Now I don't have to use my go-to reason: I was bored and had five minutes free.

    I love Borgnine's performance in Baseketball. He died choking on a hot dog then, and I'm sure that'll be a factor in his real-life death, too.
     
    mike311gd, Aug 15, 2008
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  11. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Yeah, but I had goals back then.
     
    mike311gd, Aug 15, 2008
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  12. Jesus_Muscatel

    Jesus_Muscatel Well-Known Member

    Outlived the rest of the Wild Bunch, I believe.
     
    Jesus_Muscatel, Aug 15, 2008
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