Boom to The Yankees : " Are You Effin Kiddin Me?"

If I had to pay that much to go to a baseball game, I'd need a counselor, too.

 

If you do this, I'm going to beat your ass when I'm up there for New Year's. Count on it.

 

How about "yes sir can I please have another"

Thank you to all of you for your concern and support during this difficult time. I received a number of PM's with offers of monetary support. While I can't thank you all individually it means a lot.

Just to be clear I am not going to shell out $1500 per seat. even though it is a company expense it would be hard to justify in terms of client benifits.

Instead I am thinking of making an offer to buy Stan's - across the street from stadium and have a party every night. All SJ members off course would be welcome.

 

I'll be the guy in Times Square with Yankee cap - sleeping in card board box on subway grate.

 

No shit, you'll be sleeping on a box.

 

Just looking at that link...you didn't mention the seats had teak arms, plus all these other amenities:

* 1,800 CUSHIONED SUITE-STYLE SEATS WITH TEAK ARMS
* ACCESS TO THE EXCLUSIVE BI-LEVEL LEGENDS SUITE CLUB AND TWO LEGENDS SUITE DUGOUT LOUNGES, ONE EACH ALONG THE FIRST AND THIRD BASELINES
* PRIVATE RESTROOMS IN THE LEGENDS SUITE CLUB AND THE LEGENDS SUITE DUGOUT LOUNGES
* ALL-INCLUSIVE FOOD AND BEVERAGES,* INCLUDING:
o IN-SEAT WAIT SERVICE
o FINE DINING AT THE LEGENDS SUITE CLUB, FEATURING À LA CARTE AND PERFORMANCE-COOKING STATIONS
o "GRAB N' GO" FOOD AND BEVERAGE OFFERINGS AT THE LEGENDS SUITE DUGOUT LOUNGES
* PERSONAL CONCIERGE SERVICE AVAILABLE
* PRIVATE ENTRANCE, ELEVATOR AND CONCOURSE
* ACCESS TO PREFERRED PARKING
* AVAILABLE ON A FULL SEASON, MULTI-YEAR BASIS

 

Boom meets with his seat resettlement counselor.

 

It makes taking a leak in sinks seem not so bad any more.

You forgot one of other amenities -

On staff Cardiologist - to handle bi passes on as needed basis

 

For $486 grand, I better get 729 blowjobs (one per inning, if you're keeping score at home) in that "exclusive bi-level executive suite" and the "two dugout lounges."

 

I'd trade off the teak arms for that, 3Bags.

 

Yes sir- I've read the passage over and over and each time laugh more. It's a perfect discription of the New York investment banker scene.

JG - I urge you to expand it into a book - it would be a gem.
sloppy man hugs in front of Scores - dam that's funny