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Bone in/ bone out........

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Chef, May 21, 2007.

  1. Montezuma's Revenge

    Montezuma's Revenge Active Member

    She takes you down easy
    Going down to her knees
    Going down to the devil
    Down down to ninety degrees
    She's blowing me crazy
    Till my ammunition is dry

    She's using her head again
    She's using her head
    She's using her head again

    I'm just giving the dog a bone

    She's no Mona Lisa
    She's no Playboy star
    But she'll send you to heaven
    Then explode you to Mars

    She's using her head again
    She's using her head
    She's using her head again

    I'm just giving the dog a bone

    She got the power of union
    She only hits when it's hot
    And if she likes what you're doing
    She'll give you a lot
    (Given everything she got)

    I've just given the dog a bone
  2. JR

    JR Well-Known Member

    Imitation food ladder. That's a good one.

    I wonder what's at the bottom?
  3. Montezuma's Revenge

    Montezuma's Revenge Active Member

  4. JR

    JR Well-Known Member

    Well, Mustard, here's my Xmas gift to you.

  5. beefncheddar

    beefncheddar Guest

    Yes, there's your ass-end. ;D
  6. HC

    HC Well-Known Member

  7. expendable

    expendable Well-Known Member

    Bone in. Boneless wings are the astroturf of man food.
  8. audreyld

    audreyld Guest

    Serious question... if I take other, perfectly edible, parts of a chicken -- breast meat, perhaps -- and prepare it the same way as a wing, how does that make it not food?

    I realize it's not the same as a wing, because of the skin/no skin breading issue, but it's still a legitimate food item, I think.
  9. HejiraHenry

    HejiraHenry Well-Known Member

    Having lived as a vegetabletarian since Jan. 1, just because I do that sometimes, I must rise to the defense of fakeburgers. The Backyard Burgers chain, for instance, has a pretty good one.

    Boca Burgers, in your grocer's chillchest, are pretty good.

    But, and this is sadly true, a lot of them suck.

    Morningstar Farms makes some good fake stuff, including fake bacon that's rather clever.

    My vegan stepdaughter was with us last summer when I grilled out and we did some fake hot dogs. Ghastly. I dropped one on the ground after grilling it and our lab-mix mutant dog -- she'll eat anything I hand her -- sniffed it, looked at me, chuffed loudly and went back to her bed and laid down. With all the smelling resources at her disposal, she didn't identify it as edible. Me either.
  10. buckweaver

    buckweaver Active Member

    Gotta say a word of affirmation for Boca Burgers, too. Good stuff.

    Turkey bacon is also a pretty good "imitation" substitute, but I'm a sucker for the real stuff. Especially maple-flavored bacon. Orgasmic.
  11. Simon_Cowbell

    Simon_Cowbell Active Member

    Boneless seems too obviously genetically engineered.

  12. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    What. The. Fuck. Maple-flavored bacon = orgasmic?

    Agreed on the turkey bacon. Jennie-O turkey burgers are pretty good, especially for a quick meal.
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