Bonds

Struck out first at bat. Go Dontrelle.

 

Did anyone else's heart skip when they saw that third pitch? I mean my god that was meaty and right down the middle. Had he hit it, it would have landed somewhere close to my shop.

 

For a mili-second and then I noticed he hadn't begun his swing yet ...

 

Bless you, Dontrelle Willis. Bless you.

Gotta get him one more time, I fear, before we send.

 

I don't think it's going to be tonight.

 

Steve Phillips just said "Barry has been scrutinized unfairly."

This is almost too sickening to watch.

 

They also had an interview with Mama Willis in which they were basically begging her to talk about how important Barry is to Dontrelle, after which Phillips or one of the other morons up there basically said Dontrelle should be pleased to give up No. 755: "Hey, there's worse things you can be than the answer to a trivia question."

 

I've always hated the ESPN baseball crew. Joe Morgan's not bad, but they always say they most stupid shit and go off on terrible tangents. I hate it when they cover Braves games.

 

Last night, or the night before, I forget, Bonds was coming up to bat with a chance to tie Aaron.

And I changed the channel.

I'm still hoping for someone to plunk that gigantic melon of his.

 

Believe it or not, it's blacked out here. 600 miles from Miami, but it's blacked out because FSN-Florida might carry the game.

Mind you, we're not in Florida, but if we were 10 miles further south, I doubt the fish would be on TV.

 

Joe Morgan's not bad?

Have another one, Ty.

 

Steve Phillips is an idiot.