Bonds

Phew, that last walk will put his next at-bat past my deadline. If he wants No. 755 to be in my paper, he'll have to wait till tomorrow. Serves him right, damn punk.

 

should have been called out on the 2-2 pitch

 

Ty, just go downstairs to the basement through the BALCO doors.

 

We're in replate mode now. If he hits another one tonight, the whole thing gets ripped up.

 

I'm still going to see one more at-bat before Final. Oh, would THAT be a bee-otch.

 

Yet another reason for some pitcher to earn eternal fame (not to mention a hand job from Selig) by putting a fastball into Bonds' knee cap.

 

Hell, I would just drill him in the knee. Forget the fame. Imagine that thread on here.

So I hit Bonds in the knee and the funniest thing happened...

 

Central time zone not much better.

 

Just want you all to know that on the biggest sports news website in Canada, Bonds is a sub-headline. A CFL story is the break.

 

That's not necessarily an indication of news judgment. Those websites are staffed by people who have barely started shaving - and that's just the women

 

I'd break with Stegall tonight, too, if I was desking in a CFL city.

 

You want to know why sportswriters hate Bonds?

That fucking juicer caused us to redo four fucking pages tonight.

Fuck him. He shouldn't be allowed to fucking bat until everyone in the Eastern and Central time zones has sent their fucking pages.

Fucker.

Fuck.