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Bon Jovi alive and well

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by hondo, Dec 20, 2011.

  1. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member


    I know my wife and I saw it and thought the worst until it was shown to be a hoax. Glad to hear that but what kind of sicko plants this shit?
  2. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member

    Couple days ago I saw a similar thing about Jim Carrey.

    If they really wanted to convince people Bon Jovi was dead, they would have written that he was shot through the heart, then received some bad medicine.
  3. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    "Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi in a helicopter?"

    (language NSFW)
  4. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    Livin' on a prayer. :eek:
  5. murphyc

    murphyc Well-Known Member

    He was wanted, WANTED, dead or alive.
  6. Double J

    Double J Active Member

    Shot down in a blaze of glory.
  7. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    Nice pull!

    That's been a punchline with a friend for years, whenever the op has presented itself. Has been replaced lately by a bit from Jay Mohr, tho. On his podcast Mohr did a spot-on impersonation of SNL announcer Don Pardo in telling a story about his SNL days. He says he was chatting up Pardo and asked who was his favorite musical guest ever.

    Pardo: "BJ!"
    Mohr (straining to fill out the initials): "Uh... Billy Joel?"
    Pardo: "Are you crazy? Bon Jovi! That MOTHERFUCKER CAN SING!!"

    So, of course, now whenever Jon's face pops up on TV or Bon Jovi music plays, someone has to bust out the new catchphrase.
  8. Versatile

    Versatile Active Member

    He ain't gonna live forever.
  9. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

    He wasn't as close as, the Holy Ghost is.

    (That just might be the worst lyrical couplet of all-time, but that's an argument for another day).
  10. Double Down

    Double Down Well-Known Member

    I don't know who is out there playing these games, but this gives the Internet a bad name. Bad name.
  11. Chef2

    Chef2 Well-Known Member

    Apparently, he needed someone to lay their hands on him.
  12. Gehrig

    Gehrig Active Member

    He got shot through the heart
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