Bloomberg 2016

Bloomberg is only a game-changer in that he could cause a state with a razor-thin margin to flip red, like Nader did in Florida in 2000. (What's thinner than razor-thin?)

Otherwise, not even close. The parties have rigged the system to make it impossible for independents to get traction like Perot did.

 

Hillary could shoot someone on Fifth Avenue in front of hundreds of witnesses and live on camera and Cranberry is still voting for her.

 

Bloomberg's posters should just read:

Bloomberg 2016
Not Trump. Not Hillary.

He should answer every question, no matter what it is, with "I am not Donald Trump, nor am I Hillary Clinton."

 

And Donald Trump has the face of an angel.

 

If Bloomberg gets in, he really should try the Perot route of buying a half hour of TV time and telling the country who he is. Otherwise, has any average voter (not media members) outside the northeast ever heard of him?

 

Say what we will about these races, but people certainly aren't basing their votes on how photogenic the candidates are. If they were, Rubio would be winning in a landslide.

 

Bernie has his own Ben & Jerry's flavor...

Ben & Jerry’s co-founder creates Sanders ice cream

 

Trump has his own ice cream, too.
It tastes like his daughter.


AVAILABLE AT STARMAN STORES EVERYWHERE.

 

Next time I accuse you of never posting anything funny, remind me of this post.

Complete tasteless -- no pun intended -- but funny.

 

Meanwhile ...

Video surfaces showing Ted Cruz was irritating and horrible even at age 18

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/01/video-surfaces-showing-ted-cruz-was-irritating-and-horrible-even-at-age-18/

 

That's the most he has ever looked or sounded like a real actual person. If anything, it's going to increase his appeal.

 

His former college roommate has been pretty funny on the twitter.