Blood on the keyboard...

Dammit. Just sliced my friggin' finger open trying to force open a can of cat food. Sitting here, trying to feed the damned cat and the pull tab broke. So, in my brightest moment to date, I grab my letter opener and try to force open the lid. Slipped, bleeding profusely from a gash on my knuckle.

Blood on the keyboard, blood on my iPhone, blood on my desk.

Must be about four pints down at this point. Hope I don't bleed out. Oooh, what pretty birds. I feel a little light-headed. Where in the world IS that damned Carmen San Diego? Wow, those Rockapella guys can sing... I wonder what Crispin Glover is doing these days? Everyone knows the bird is the word, bird, bird, bird is the word.... sdsafd gk kgkyjhh dsadsadfdsferwffdfdsfffafdssafsdfdf

 

This is why you feed the cat dry food!

 

I thought this was about that cool cartoon where the guy beats his keyboard with his hands, bloody arm stumps and, eventually, his head, until he finally dies.

 

She comes in colors everywhere. She combs her hair. She's like a rainbow... Garfield one, two-three-two-three... mbbmbbdlksfdefsd... real American hero, G.I. Joe is ther-re-re-re-re-re-re-re.... fdl;dss

 

Killick's cat checks in:

 

fdsfsal;l.gssd if you like pina coladas, getting caught in the rain.,afdfdssddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

 

RIP, Killick.

He was great in The Client.

 

Considering the title, I thought this was another Chef thread until I saw it was Killick.

 

Is there blood on the scarecrow? Or the plow?

 

cas,sgfga,sfagrgr;lrregeea... lolly, lolly, get some adverbs heeeeere.,sdfsfdsfd coome on down to lolly's get some adverbs here.; lldfsdfdds you're going to need if you write or readsa sa aadddddddddasdadsasda or even thikn about it...ssadsall;eeeetwabrret;l

 

I would have bet 100 bucks that the thread title was a metaphor.

 

Solid.