BLAZING SADDLES ALERT

"Take this down - I want rustlers, cutthroats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperadoes, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, half-wits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswagglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass kickers, shit kickers and Methodists!"

"Could you repeat that, sir?"

 

"The sheriff is a Ni...[church bell rings]!"

"What did he say?"

"I think he said the sheriff is a comin'!"

"No! I said the sheriff is a Ni...[church bell rings]!"

 

"how about going back to town and getting a s.......load of ....."




"Is it true what they say.......?"



"What in the Wide, Wide World of Sports......"


"Let me have a free feel......."


"It's twue, it's twue, it's twue...."

 

Did you say rape twice?

 

"How about Camp Town Ladies?..."



"In the Vatican?...kinky."


"Badges, we don't need no stinkin' badges!"

 

One of several movies to have fun with the original version of this quote. Two others that come to mind: "Gotcha!" and "Troop Beverly Hills."

And yes, I saw both. I admit it.

 

I have watched Blazing Saddles, oh, at least 20 times. Probably seven or eight times at an actual theater because I would tell friends about it and they had to go see it. and we'd laugh our ass off for days on end.
the camp fire scene is a classic, isn't it?
Slim Pickens and his crew farting from here to El Paso.
priceless.

 

My parents told me the story of when they saw it in the theater.
They cracked up when the Indians started speaking Yiddish and the people behind them said "wow, they must speak Indian"

 

That's hysterical. Funniest thing I've heard today, Joe.

 

sometimes when i'm in a grouchy move after being unable to create a freakin' good lead on deadline, i'll put "Blazing Saddles" DVD on and laugh my way to sanity. super therapy and doesn't cost a damn thing.

 

The shame of it is Blazing Saddles would never get made today