BLAZING SADDLES ALERT

Piss on you, I'm workin' for Mel Brooks!

 

Is it bad that I've never seen Blazing Saddles?

(ducks)

 

Yes. Yes, it is.

 

You're depraved on account you're deprived.

 

Are you from Kansas City?

Well, you can watch if you bring a shitload of dimes.

 

Heyyy, I didn't get a Haaaarummpphhhh from that guy!

 

Gentlemen, please, relax your sphincters.

 

Taggart: I got it. I got it.
Hedley Lamarr: You do?
Taggart: We'll work up a "Number 6" on 'em.
Hedley Lamarr: "Number 6"? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one...
Taggart: Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a whampin' and whompin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.
Hedley Lamarr: You spare the women?
Taggart: NAW. We rape the shit out of them at the Number 6 Dance later on.
Hedley Lamarr: Marvelous.

As chairman of the welcoming committee, it's a pleasure to present a laurel and hearty handshake to our new ...

 

Lili Von Shtupp: Would you like another schnitzengruben?
Bart: No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben.
Lili Von Shtupp: Well how about a little...
[whispers in his ear]
Bart: [shocked] Baby. I'm not from Havana

 

Hedley Lamarr: My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.
Taggart: God darnit, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.

 

How 'bout some more beans, Mr. Taggart?