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Black, white and yellow and has sex with helpless chicks. Big Ben? No, penguins!

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by LongTimeListener, Jun 11, 2012.

  1. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member


    A scientist 100 years ago was observing penguins at the South Pole and was so freaked out by their behavior that he couldn't bring himself to tell anyone else about it. Necrophilia, rape of baby penguins by "hooligan" males, and TEH GAY!!!!!

    Levick witnessed males having sex with dead females — some dead for more than a year. In one case, he observed a male have sex with a female that was badly injured and could not walk. He also saw homosexual behavior and males having sex with baby chicks, sometimes right under their parents' eyes. Some chicks were crushed and injured, others were killed.

    I think that's pretty much Parents Weekend at Ohio State.
  2. Bob Cook

    Bob Cook Active Member

    That explains the crazy-ass penguins in the Madagascar movies.
  3. Yodel

    Yodel Active Member

    Defense attorneys have been arguing that for a while, I think.

    YGBFKM Guest

    Retire the trophy for best thread name.
  5. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    I thought a penguin lying on its back with its eyes half opened was Sidney Crosby, two games after his latest comeback.
  6. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Close the hymnals, Mass is over.
  7. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

  8. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    That damn Madagascar 3 afro song has been in my head for a solid month now. My kids taunt me with it.
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