Bizarre NY Daily News story on Richard Simmons

Really? That's the best you got? Yawn.

 

25+ years ago, he used to be on Hollywood Squares. He was one of the more enjoyable celebrity squares.

 

Here's an update ... sorta

Richard Simmons: Internet working out the mystery - CNN.com

 

I love how some of these institutions believe they can string five inane tweets, slap it on their website and call it a story.

 

I haven't seen Quant for a month. That fuckin' housekeeper got him, too.

 

Better than the indignity you mustered about a story nobody was yelling at you to read.

 

I noticed that neither of our trophy points and likes leaders @doctorquant nor @dixiehack have posted since Feb. 9. Coincidence?

 

I'm sorry. I thought articles posted here were for obvious reasons such as high quality, bizarre or unique content. I didn't realize I could come here for updates on Richard Simmons' whereabouts.

My mistake.

 

Yeah, he was packing some pounds in that photo from the Macy's parade.

 

I think we can all agree that story was bizarre and unique.

Anyway. As you were.

 

Sure. And there's a section called "Anything Goes" that it belongs in. Not here.