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Bite me, Pontiac, bite me!

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by sportschick, Apr 15, 2008.

  1. John

    John Well-Known Member

    I think places like AutoZone will change them for you for free, at least if you bought them there.
     
  2. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    The directions I printed from Auto Zone said you could just use a flathead screwdriver. It was a lie!
     
  3. forever_town

    forever_town Well-Known Member

    Change the headlights? I'm lucky I can add windshield wiper fluid to my car.
     
  4. Sam Mills 51

    Sam Mills 51 Well-Known Member

    "Were"? Try "are." ;D

    You forgot the best Ford insult: F_cked Over Rebuilt Dodge
     
  5. Rosie

    Rosie Active Member

    Sam, that's what I was going to say. "Are."

    Been over 20 years since I've owned a Ford.

    Oh wait. Scratch that. I inherited one when I got married.

    But we didn't have it for long.
     
  6. Sam Mills 51

    Sam Mills 51 Well-Known Member

    One of my best friends inherited a Ford because it was his new wife's vehicle.

    It didn't stay in the family long. It started failing and my friend gladly roundhouse kicked the door. (For those worried about hurting the resale value, please laugh. Now.)
     
  7. dixiehack

    dixiehack Well-Known Member

    Until a couple of years ago, the wife drove a 99 Olds Alero. God help you if you ever needed to replace the battery, since GM thoughfully left about a half-centimeter of space between the bolt on the bracket and the grille assembly. Literally you could turn the bolt about 1/8 of a turn at a time before having to take the damn thing out and reinsert it. We went through two batteries, and I lost enough combined skin on my knuckle to clothe an orphanage.
     
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