Birthday prank

But make sure you do it with a barbershop quartet. Otherwise your friend won't get the full impact.

 

Fart Cushion when he sits down.

"Nuff said about that, since you're in a church.

Other than that, hide his car, or remove the tires. Good clean fun.

But I would vote against taking his daughter out to the woods for a Soul Talk.

 

As everyone sits down, turn to him and ask if he is still satanic.

 

Take an extension cord and cut the female end off. Strip the wires and put them into a glass of water and give it to your friend. When your friend takes a drink plug the male end of the extension cord into an electrical outlet. High jinks!

 

Dude. He's not a squirrel.

 

Some of these are very good...
A buddy of mine drove to Las Vegas with "I Love Barnyard Animals."

http://www.prankplace.com/bumper.htm

 

Hire a transvestite hooker pretending to be coked up to show up to church giving your buddy hell for not paying for gay sex. During the sermon!

 

schedule yawn to be the guest speaker that day.

 

Maybe I should clarify:

We're not in a church building, just at a church function. We're staying at a hotel in Louisville...

 

I got kicked out of a bowling alley in Louisville.

 

i shot a man in louisville just to watch him die.

 

A buddy of mine busted me out to a girl at a bar by saying, "Hey, this guy's a pilot in the Army. He's badass."

I promptly found the most gaudy mirror-finish purple tag and, in large, gold, block letters, wrote "I'M AN ARMY PILOT," and stuck it on his truck.

He rode around for five days before someone mentioned it to him while at a gas station.

Good times.