Birthday dinner at Ruth's Chris

GET YOUR SORRY ASS TO YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW OR SO HELP ME I WILL FORCE FEED YOU HOT DOGS DRENCHED IN KETCHUP FOR A MONTH!!!

 

You're all a bunch of cowards.

 

I'm there, Doc. Ketchup, as I've said, is the devil's condiment. Putting ketchup on a hot dog is a mortal sin, according to Vatican II.

 

Considering what's probably in a hot dog, how could anyone possibly object to anything that goes on it?

 

Pallister, you can join him.

 

Ketchup, and in particular Heinz ketchup, is great and I will not have its good named sullied by you Chicagoans.

 

You can't tell me what to do. I'm moving out!

EDIT: Dre, you're 12, you do not know of what you speak.

 

Fine.

And you can forget about an allowance too.

 

I'm not a Chicagoan, but sweet walrus tits, ketchup on a hotdog is a dumb idea. Yellow mustard, or spicy mustard. Onions. Relish, shredded cheese, all fine.

Ketchup. Nope. On fries, and that's about it.

 

Ketchup kills the taste of the wonderful fried potato.

 

Mustard is disgusting.

 

I told IJAG I would argue with you about this over drinks in Seattle. I am very willing to defend my use of ketchup. And I am not 12.