Billy Packer

Meanwhile, over on Sirius:

Rafftery, "googly wooly, googeegee yaaa ONIONS!"

Uhh, okay...

 

Billy Packer has sucked for about 20 years now.
Really. Please. Go away. And put Bill "Onions" Raftery in there.

 

But at le

But at least Raftery's nonsense, when it's nonsense, is JOYFUL nonsense. He announces with a smile.

Compare and contrast:

Raftery: ONIONS! ONIONS!
Packer: He really shouldn't have taken that shot. It went in, and it'll change the momentum of this ballgame, but the ball should really be going inside.

I prefer the onions.

 

Memphis is long.
Do you know why?
They have length.
So they can finish.
Do you know why?
Because they're long.
Do you know why?
Because they have length.

Shoot me now.

 

Beats Digger Phelps referring to him as Alcindor about 98 times this week.

Understand that was his name, but...hell with this generation, may need to reference his current name, as well.

 

...is still not dead.

 

I'd like to hear Billy talk about somebody's girth instead of their length.

 

So what's Nantz gonna toss out as his throw away line if Memphis wins? Something Elvis related? Memphis' bell get rung? "there are no blues in Memphis tonight?" what?

 

SAVING GRACELAND! the Tigers roar last and loudest!

 

And he'll be so proud of it.

 

And then we'll get four days of him slurping at Augusta

 

They're not WALKING in Memphis right now! They're DANCING!

(K, yeah, probably not.)