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Billy Mays' Jupiter Jack commercial

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by BYH, Oct 10, 2009.

  1. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    OK, the dude has been dead for months. It's a little creepy to have him bellowing at me about how it's dangerous to drive and talk on a cell phone. This is bad on multiple levels. Like the conversation with him and his friend:

    "Hi it's Billy."
    "Hey Billy it's Carla. I need you at the studio for a production meeting."
    "No problem Carla, I'll be there in 20 minutes. See ya."

    Left unsaid: "Unless I drop dead from an overdose of pain killers and cocaine."

    Later, Billy lectures us on safe driving.

    "Using a cell phone and driving isn't safe. And in some states, it's even illegal."

    Hey Billy this just in...being dead and driving isn't safe either, even if it's not technically outlawed.

    This dude is turning into the VC Andrews of pitchmen.
     
  2. YGBFKM

    YGBFKM Guest

    A VC Andrews mention? Wow.

    The Flowers In The Attic movie was off-the-charts creepy.
     
  3. txsportsscribe

    txsportsscribe Active Member

    fixed
     
  4. CitizenTino

    CitizenTino Active Member

    HIGH BILLY MAYS HERE.
     
  5. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    I laughed out loud at that.
     
  6. KYSportsWriter

    KYSportsWriter Well-Known Member

    Aren't all his infomercials still running?
     
  7. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    I've seen a new Jupiter Jack version with another dude pinch hitting. Same exact script, tho. FWIW.
     
  8. Unibomber

    Unibomber Member

    Zombie Mays = this year's halloween idea
    Denim shirt, check.
    tub of oxy clean, check.
    beard and stache, check.
    Powder all over beard and stache, check.
    add in a little eye makeup to darken the eyes and you are done.
    "HI, ZOMBIE MAYS HERE FOR OXY CLEAN. ARE YOU HAVING TROUBLE GETTING THE SMELL OF DEATH OFF YOUR CLOTHES? ..."
     
  9. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Brilliant.
     
  10. Precious Roy

    Precious Roy Active Member

    Thought this was about this week's South Park and the awesomeness of Chipolaway.
    Carry on
     
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