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Billy Crystal will bat leadoff today

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by markvid, Mar 13, 2008.

  1. markvid

    markvid Guest

    That got me thinking...might be fun to hit him with a 30-MPH palm ball, then when the outrage starts, just say, hey, he's a comedian, he can't take a joke?
     
  2. Walter_Sobchak

    Walter_Sobchak Active Member

    I object to Billy Crystal being referred to as a comedian.
     
  3. Ben_Hecht

    Ben_Hecht Active Member

    Flip him!

    -- J. Brosnan
     
  4. JR

    JR Well-Known Member

    Billy Crystal in the lineup for a spring training game isn't as big a joke as spring training.

    Nice revenue streams and something to keep the snowbirds amused for a few weeks but give me a break.
     
  5. markvid

    markvid Guest

    Not in HD on DirecTV, but is in SD. I don't get it.
     
  6. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    YES is in mid-season mode when it comes to spin control.

    Michael Kay said, presumably with a straight face, that Shelley Duncan didn't mean to spike Iwamura near the nuts b/c he looked surprised when he got tossed. Ooooooooooookay.
     
  7. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    and if there's a more pathetic, lame, wannabehangeron sight than Crystal jogging with Derek Jeter, well, I've never seen it.
     
  8. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Crystal gets ahead 3-1 and then flails lamely at the next two pitches. Then he gets a standing O. Christ.
     
  9. Maholm is gutless
     
  10. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    Please let this happen... This would end these celebrities thinking they can be a professional athlete for a day...
     
  11. Trey Beamon

    Trey Beamon Active Member

    Actually, he did lose about 15 pounds in the offseason.
     
  12. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Pitcher should have brushed him back then yelled -- "Wear a fuckin real cap for City Slickers III"
     
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