Bill Simmons v. Dane Cook

Dane Cook: Everyone has an opinion on what is funny and what sucks. Just ask Bill Simmons, because he knows exactly who is funny, and who is not. After all, he is Bill Simmons.

THAT'S a snappy comeback? Oooooh, burn. And Dane Cook calls himself a professional comedian.

 

I might expect Lionel Simmons to say that, but NOT Bob Cook...

 

This must be a semifinal with the winner facing Ben Affleck in the final.

 

Both of these guys are not only not funny, but it's painful how unfunny they are. Of course, at one time I thought Simmons actually was pretty funny which gives him a leg up on Cook who has never been even remotely amusing.

 

I think I'll start a feud with Richard Simmons.

 

Dane Cook's Brewers MLB commercial is right up there with Mr. 3000 in terms of franchise ignominy. Yes, even more than the Jerry Royster era.

 

Worse than this, yahey?

 

Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't Dane Cook in Mr. 3000?

 

There's only ONE October!!!

No fucking shit dickhead.