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Bill Simmons v. Dane Cook

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by thebiglead, Sep 17, 2007.

  1. thebiglead

    thebiglead Member

    Who will win this?

    I suppose Simmons wins if Cook mentions him ... since Cook > Simmons
  2. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    WTF? Who will win *what*?

    Is this a foot race? Hot dog eating contest?
  3. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    Slap-Dick of the Decade contest??
  4. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    Most annoying Boston fanboy looser of the decade?
  5. Pastor

    Pastor Active Member

    Least funny human?
  6. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    This would be like watching two retards wrestling each other....

    After a while, you give up on it.
  7. thebiglead

    thebiglead Member

    I think all of the above.
  8. ArnoldBabar

    ArnoldBabar Active Member

    I can't help but think I've missed something.
  9. jgmacg

    jgmacg Guest

    There was some sort of Cook/Simmons namecalling on an ESPN online chat this morning. One had apparently criticized the other for not being funny. The other responded this morning.

    Interestingly, both are, of course, right.
  10. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

  11. jgmacg

    jgmacg Guest

    I only meant that it was epistemologically interesting that two opposing positions could both be held to be true simultaneously.

    That neither fella is as funny as an average Saturday afternoon sj catjack is a given.
  12. John

    John Well-Known Member

    I found Simmons entertaining for a little while.

    That was never the case with Cook.
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