Bill Parcells Retires

Anyone got Ray Handley's phone number?

 

When is ESPN going to start covering this story?

 

Some news sources already knew this was coming:http://www.theonion.com/content/news/bill_parcells_hated_football

 

Ragu, love the new sig. Surprised he hasn't mentioned it here yet.

 

I'm waiting for Bill to say, 'Lookit, fellas, I'm done. I won't coach any more. You can write that on the chalkboard.'

Of course, chalkboards do have erasers. . .

 

no lie. i just used that line for a graphic on this subject i sent to my place about an hour ago. and i know you're not me.

 

Screw Parcells, the fat fuck. Today should have been a day for Lovie Smith and Tony Dungy to be basking in the glow of the tremendous coaching jobs they did, but Tuna the Fuck-Head decided to steal the spotlight, as usual, even though he could have made this announcement any time in the past two weeks.

Fuck him. And I was glad his two blow-boy disciples got their asses handed to them Sunday. Especially love the sour-ass look from Belichik, who didn't have the class to shake Manning's hand.

 

shocked.......shocked I tell you.

 

Michael Irvin loves the Cowboys. Show the man some love in return. Oh, and a pipe.

 

SportsCenter's coverage was nauseating, as expected. Everyone from Darren Woodson to Harry Carson has opined on this today. Maybe the White House should issue a statement.

 

At 34-32, Parcells went out in near-mediocrity. His "legacy" might just be that he couldn't win without Bill Belichick.

And why would the networks come calling? - he sucked when he was on ESPN (but I agree, they will come calling).

 

Thirteen games over .500 since he left the Giants.