Bill Parcells Retires

Big Buckin' agate_monkey · Jan 22, 2007

In related news, spnited died today after watching 10 seconds of Cold Pizza. More to follow.

wickedwritah · Jan 22, 2007

spnited said:

So far, one sentence from AP

Bill Parcells has resigned as coach of the Dallas Cowboys.

Heard Friday night -- from someone close to Tuna -- that he might be making this decision over the weekend.
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Tuna Sandwich in the Meadowlands.

He'll be buying the groceries at Exit 16W and be coaching the team from on high by manipulating his boy Coughlin.

Armchair_QB · Jan 22, 2007

And Gary Bettman is ready to murder Jerry Jones right now. NHL All-Star festivities start in Dallas today and all the local media is beating feet to Valley Ranch.

farmerjerome · Jan 22, 2007

Nothing on ESPN.com or Yahoo yet.

Ellis Redding · Jan 22, 2007

Cold Pizza just broke into SportsCenter. Apparently, Parcells released a statement.

spnited · Jan 22, 2007

ESPN just broke in with statement from Tuna.

And, no, wicked, he is not coming back to NJ...except when he hangs out at his Shore house for a few weeks in the summer before he goes to see his horses run at Saratoga.

fmrsped · Jan 22, 2007

ondeadline said:

The Pittsburgh Tribune-Review is reporting that the Cowboys have offered Parcells a chance to remain as coach and that he has accepted.
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well done!

ondeadline · Jan 22, 2007

Parcells retires from coaching, leaving Cowboys after 4 seasons
By JAIME ARON
AP Sports Writer

IRVING, Texas (AP) _ Bill Parcells retired from coaching Monday, leaving the Dallas Cowboys after four seasons and ending a stellar career that featured three Super Bowl appearances and two championships.

The announcement came 15 days after the Cowboys' season ended with a heartbreaking playoff loss in Seattle. He'd been at his office nearly every day since, and there were other indications that the 65-year-old coach was returning for a fifth year in Dallas and 20th as an NFL head coach.

''I am in good health and feel lucky to have been able to coach in the NFL for an extended period of time,'' he said in a statement. ''I leave the game and the NFL with nothing but good feelings and gratitude to all the players, coaches and other people that have assisted me in that regard. ''
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I think the TV networks start bidding on his services.

Football_Bat · Jan 22, 2007

Houston Nutt, the white courtesy phone please ....

Armchair_QB · Jan 22, 2007

Ditka

Flying Headbutt · Jan 22, 2007

Just to nitpick, but do we really know that he ends a stellar career? I mean, he's got a habit of unending it.

ondeadline · Jan 22, 2007

Mack Brown!

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