Bill Murray's wife files for divorce, alleges abuse

Add Alec Baldwin to that list as well.

 

Murray's biggest crime has been being unfunny for the last 30 years.

 

Does having to hear, "It's in the hole!" everytime they had sex constitute mental abuse?

Sorry, just thought it needed to be asked.

 

Amen. Thank you, sir.

 

"You can keep the $5 bucks $7 million! I've had it!" </end Ghostbusters line>

 

Nah. The grass he's alleged to be smoking is from the outfield at Wrigley.

If I'm Bill, I would take a raincheck from doing the 7th inning stretch this season. Lord knows if Cubs fans deal with Kasper and Brenly butchering it.

jgmacg and John have covered my feelings on it: I'll reserve ultimate judgment on it until his side of the story comes out, and I see him in a different light right now. It's not right, but that's how I personally feel.

 

For some reason, I thought he was hilarious in Life Aquatic.

 

"If I don't get in shape, I'm going to be dead before I'm 30."

 

At least the wife is getting a little something, you know, for the effort.

 

I met Murray at a minor league baseball game in 1982.
He was very nice, signed every autograph, entertained fans after the game.
I asked him when his next movie was coming out.
"When it's finished," he said.
I still have the autographs he signed in my program and on the T-shirt I was wearing.

 

Know why he hit her?

Because if he had killed her they were gonna' lock him up and throw away the key.

 

i'd let him hit me for $7 mill.