Bill Maas arrested

I've driven through East Peoria many times and I'd loved to have had some Ecstasy, marijuana and suspected cocaine to get me through it. Some suspected quaaludes and some suspected LCD might not be bad either. Can't have too many narcotics to get through that drive. And that goes for West, South, North and Central Peoria too. Man that town is boring.

I'd save the handgun for driving anywhere west of Peoria inside the state of Illinois. I'd probably be eating it in a nice picnic astride the Spoon River when the boredom reached a Heart Of Darkness-like fever pitch.

 

Mr. Maas, he dead.

 

Fun trivia: Maas was once married to Dan Marino's sister.

 

Emphasis, I presume, on the WAS.

 

Sure, I agree, if "least annoying" = Carrot Top grudge-fucking a hippopotamus on your hungover forehead at 7 a.m. accompanied by a brass bonanza playing the hits of Streisand.

 

I wonder if Fox will can him.

 

They pulled him out of the rotation the last half of the '06 season anyway, so he might already have technically been canned.

 

This wasn't bad, either.

 

Well we have learned that Bill has not gone green yet since he was driving a hummer

 

you would.

 

Coke, X and weed and a girl half his age.

It started just fine, methinks...