Bikini car wash

It's probably shacking up with the one about someone finishing on the grille

 

Damn solid.

 

Of course, I live in an area where almost all the colleges are church-affiliated (four of five in a 100-mile radius; naturally, the one state school is farthest away). I don't think their cheerleaders are even allowed to have bikinis.

 

They're nekkid?

 

Saweet

 

Depends on the size of the shammies.

 

Make sure you sit in the car. Make them wash the hood and reach up to stretch to wash the windshield.

 

An instructional film on the subject. I have seen this.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103812/

 

I've always been partial to this car wash scene.....

Hey, Lord? Whatever I done, don't strike me blind for another couple of minutes!

 

What college in NOVA has decent cheerleaders? Georgetown? American? George Washington? Gallaudet? Mary Washington?

I'll give you Maryland, but I don't think you were on that side of the city.

 

I never said I actually faced this dilemma. I might just be curious. That way, in case it ever happens, I'll know exactly what to do.

But George Mason used to have some sillies on the cheerleading team. One girl I went to HS with was a GMU cheerleader. She's now cheering for the Wizards.

 

One is always the loneliest number.