Biggest freeloader of all time--Gayle King is back

Much to my dismay, Oprah's beard didn't get a show of his own: "How to Pretend Being Oprah's Boyfriend Without Really trying." That will make Robert Morse happy.

 

The way people today are so stupid about anything that might have happened and been special before they were born -- especially if it was something recorded in black&white -- I figure that using "Harpo" might have led some folks to look up and learn about Harpo Marx more than I figure it usurped him.

I'd bet Zeppo would like to be remembered thusly. If someone named Oppez ever makes it big.

 

Seems we've seen a whole lot less of Ahmad Rashad on TV since MJ retired. Coincidence?

 

He was on the sideline of the BCS title game. Didn't know he went to Oregon. That's the first I had seen him in years. Thankfully.

 

Is that true? How many channels does Disney need to show "Hannah Montana Forever," a title that sounds like a threat?

 

And don't forget the show where they have to clean up people's houses because the owners haven't thrown anything away since the Reagan Administration.

Not that I've seen it or anything.

 

I give Charlie Rose a year, tops on this. Maybe even six months.

I highly doubt he's...wired for that kind of schedule, much less tag-teaming with Oprah's shadow.

 

If he lasts 6 months it would probably qualify as the longest tenure in Early Show history.

The level of incompetence behind the scenes there is absolutely staggering. This version promises to be particularly disastrous.

 

Gayle King? Kato Kaelin wasn't available?

 

The fire department recommends changing batteries in your smoke detector when we spring forward or fall back and for CBS to change their morning show.
I do think there is an opening for a non-stupid morning show without costumes, theme weeks, trips, weddings, concerts, recipes, fashion and celebrity interviews. Who knows - it may work.

 

I believe that was the most recent "Early Show" format. Near as I could tell they stuck with it for maybe a week.