Bigger Concern: White Terrorism or ISIS

Z) Zzzz-zzzzzz

 

Do we go Greek or Cyrillic now?

 

Don't go Greek now.
When it's right, you'll know it.

 

Unscrupulous Internet Dog peddlers?
Does white terrorism include the Kardashians?
We need some sort of rape option (Not Yes, or No) ,... Date Rape? College campus rape?
Poin Files Candidates?

 

Rape option? What do you think fraternities are?

 

Rembert Browne, the voice of out-of-touch millennials. Because armed, intolerant rednecks are as destructive as armed, intolerant radical Islamic terrorists? The annual body count in the Middle East, Africa, Europe -- and NYC, Boston and now, San Bernardino -- says "no."

 

Come on. Everyone knows it's SJ.com Stillers fans. For fuck's sake.

 

That's who I voted for.
Vontaze Burfict should get his own category.

And yeah, out-of-touch millennials. Or writers posing as out-of-touch millennials. Or is that covered under Lena Dunham?

 

Well, it all depends on where you live. If I lived in Baghdad, for sure ISIS would be my big worry. If I lived in Harney County, Oregon, it'd be white terrorism. But since I live in neither place, my largest concern of violent death (not a large one) is just your garden variety heavily armed nonideological American lunatic.

 

Hi Sandy!

 

Can we all agree it's hipsters? Everyone fucking hates hipsters.

 

I'm sure Starman has at least 26 things that scare him more than ISIS or white terrorists. I will start it.

A. Trump-daughter buttsecs
B. Faux News
C. Matt Millen
D. Jeff Garcia
E. New stadiums
F. RWSM
G. "I am concerned."
H. Ex-Michigan State coach Bobby Williams
I. "Whiggers"