Big news from Wendy's: New Frosty flavor

http://biz.yahoo.com/prnews/060705/sfw044.html?.v=65

Vanilla is coming in August!

 

That only took, what, 40 years?

 

First, they mess with Fig Newtons, now this..

Ken Lay was smart to off himself.

 

Who's Vanilla and why is he cumming?

 

yet another thread unraveling at its source

 

Wonder who pulled the first loose string, leading to the unraveling?  :

 

Pot-to-kettle alert.

 

That's just not right. Not right I tell ya. The frosty is the frosty. It's original (as original as chocolate ice cream substance like stuff can be), it's known, it's the damn frosty.

Fine introduce vanilla, but don't call it a frosty.

It's just un-American. Un-Dave Thomasain.

This reeks of 1985 and New Coke.

 

It's not like they're replacing the traditional Frosty.

 

No. But they might as well be. It's just wrong I tell ya. Wrong. Unless of course, like coke, it's a scheme to get the original frosty to be called Frosty Classic, now that'd be cool. (okay you have to say the last sentence outloud in your best Randy from My Name is Earl voice)

 

Excellent.