Big-ass earthquake hits off Japan; Tsunami warning issued

Later on, after the waters recede and everyone frets about the city's future, Rayo Nagin-san, will predict, "We're going to make this a sake-late city."

Well, I think most architects would tell you that structures that are completely rigid are more problematic than those that have some flexibility. Because of the forces that act on the earth, if the crust had unibody construction, it would produce much greater damage, geologically speaking, than what most earthquakes produce. Not that I'm buying any religious significance here. Just saying.