Better racism, less pizza, Papa Johns

Most local pizza joints are better than the chains.

Good luck finding one that is cheaper.

 

I need @SpeedTchr to weigh in on this one.

"My favorite pizza is a warm piece of cardboard covered in ketchup. Cheap, too!"

 

Where does hockey rink pizza fit into that?

 

Ketchup doesn't belong on a pizza. Unless it's a cheeseburger pizza. Then it's OK. I generally stick to pizzas without the traditional red sauce, because it's death to my digestive system. I blame the wops.

 

It’s so shitty they only charge $8 for a large.

 

Bang.

One the most popular pizza joints here charges 18 bucks for a small peperoni pizza.

My favorite place offers a thin crust taco pizza and a meat lover that is out of this world. They are $17 for a 12 inch pie.

 

Chain pizza is for the people who go to New York and eat at the Times Square Olive Garden.

 

There are many chain pizza stores in NYC. I sometimes want to stop people going in and out and just ask, “Why?”

 

People lose the effect of their point when they overstate their position.

I'd rather have Pizza Hut, Domino's or about 10 other local slices. But Papa John's is not inedible. It'll do in a pinch.

 

None of John's actions will hurt his standing with the alt-right and that 's what is important here.

Did the dude graduate from Louisville?