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Better off dead?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Perry White, Sep 6, 2006.

  1. JR

    JR Well-Known Member

    Paging Boots.........................
  2. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member


    I'd hit it, pre-motorcycle, death and embalming.
  3. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    So you're saying you dig her?
  4. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    No. I'm not from Wisconsin.
  5. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Hits a little closer to home when you see the girl's picture, doesn't it?
  6. This is, you know, not ending well.
  7. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    Better than it ended for her.
  8. Double J

    Double J Active Member

    Reminds me of a song called "Cemetery" by Canadian rock band The Headstones. Here's the chorus:

    Went down to the cemetery, lookin' for love
    Got there and my baby was buried, I had to dig her up
  9. EStreetJoe

    EStreetJoe Well-Known Member

    Surprised nobody's mentioned the Old 97s song "Jack" yet (it's not on any album, but they used to play it in concert)

    Gimme a J
    Gimme an A
    Gimme a C
    Gimme a K

    What's that spell?
    Jack, Jack
    What's that spell?
    Jack, Jack
    What's that spell?
    Jack, Jack
    Jack, Jack, the necrophiliac

    Oh I saw her layin' there
    She was dead, but I didn't care
    So I rolled her on her back
    And that's why I'm a necrophilac

    Oh Jack, Jack, the necrophiliac
    Oh Jack, Jack, the necrophiliac
    Oh Jack, Jack, the necrophiliac
    Jack, Jack, the necrophiliac

    She looked so good in her coffin
    I got the urge to poke her often
    I just love her pale white skin
    Now it's starting to cave in


    She don't moan, she don't spread
    I still like her better dead
    She used to be a cock teaser
    Now I keep her in my freezer


    Now my lovin' days are through
    I did what I had to do
    Take some advice from dear old Jack
    When they're dead they don't fight back

    (repeat chorus)
  10. Perry White

    Perry White Active Member

    UPDATE: http://www.channel3000.com/news/9861183/detail.html

    Judge Drops Attempted Sex Assault Charges Against 3

    Three men accused of trying to dig up a young woman's body to have sex with it had charges of attempted sexual assault dismissed Friday by a judge who noted Wisconsin has no law against necrophilia.
    ...there is enough evidence to continue the case because of criminal damage to property and attempting to break into a burial vault, whose contents belongs to the Tennessen family.
  11. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

  12. Perry White

    Perry White Active Member

    Upheld by the appellate court in a 3-0 ruling: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070726/ap_on_fe_st/grave_robbers_1

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