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Better conspiracy theories please!

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Bubbler, May 18, 2011.

  1. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    A new book is out that claims the Roswell UFO wasn't an alien spacecraft, but was a Soviet spy plane that had genetically-engineered children in it to cause a panic.


    Hey butthole, you can't fool me, for I am a geek.

    This is part of the plot of Quartermass And The Pit, the classic Hammer sci-fi alien invasion/ghost/origin-of-human existence movie from the late 1960s.

    When the Brits find what appears to be (and is) an alien spacecraft in the London Underground, the British military tries to explain it away by claiming the Nazis sent V2s to England with mock-ups of aliens to cause a panic.

    HA! You're caught, you unoriginal fuck!

    And thus ends the geekiest post in SJ history.

    (By the way, see Quartermass And The Pit, otherwise known as Five Million Years To Earth, if you can. You won't regret it.)
  2. Mark McGwire

    Mark McGwire Member

    This all reads like Rush lyrics to me.
  3. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    Was the spy plane also delivering the frozen envelope to David Stern?
  4. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    "Geekiest post in SJ history" is a lofty goal, Bubs, but I'm not sure this got there.
  5. HC

    HC Well-Known Member

    Is it wrong that I love you?
  6. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    I'd settle for better conspiracy theorists.
  7. 93Devil

    93Devil Well-Known Member

    You sure they were not just ginger kids in funny Communist clothes?
  8. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    This is for HC ... I think ...


    "Madness. MADNESS!"

    Wait, wrong film. Dammit.
  9. HC

    HC Well-Known Member

    Love you anyway. So there.
  10. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    That post reads like a punch in the face ... to you!

    So, like, there!
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