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BEST WAY TO ENACT REVENGE

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by melock, Mar 17, 2007.

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  1. BigDog

    BigDog Active Member

    May your last official act in that apartment be taking a nasty, nasty shit.

    Do not flush.

    Crank the heat up in there good and high.

    Leave happy.
     
    BigDog, Mar 17, 2007
    #25
  2. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    Comet bomb. That is all.
     
    sportschick, Mar 17, 2007
    #26
  3. Frank_Ridgeway

    Frank_Ridgeway Well-Known Member

    Good Christ, that's why you're Mystery Meat?
     
    Frank_Ridgeway, Mar 17, 2007
    #27
  4. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    That's your solution to everything!!!
     
    BYH, Mar 17, 2007
    #28
  5. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    How about sic-ing this guy on them instead:

    [​IMG]
     
    dooley_womack1, Mar 17, 2007
    #29
  6. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    What's a comet bomb?
     
    three_bags_full, Mar 17, 2007
    #30
  7. Monday Morning Sportswriter

    Monday Morning Sportswriter Well-Known Member

    Sounds a little petty to me.

    That said, once we scattered a dozen eggs in little hiding places where we figured they'd eventually get knocked over and break.
     
    Monday Morning Sportswriter, Mar 17, 2007
    #31
  8. Huggy

    Huggy Well-Known Member

    Take a shit in his glove compartment.
     
    Huggy, Mar 17, 2007
    #32
  9. Write-brained

    Write-brained Guest

    [​IMG]

    Savoring the tears of unfathomable sadness ...
     
    Write-brained, Mar 17, 2007
    #33
  10. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    I'd link like buckweaver, but I like you :D

    A Comet bomb = a firecracker in a container of Comet. It's not destructive, per se, but Comet goes everywhere, and if you try to use water to clean it, it makes the mess worse.

    I swear that neither I nor my mother have ever used a Comet bomb.
     
    sportschick, Mar 17, 2007
    #34
  11. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    Melock would like to know what kind of firecracker?
     
    Clever username, Mar 17, 2007
    #35
  12. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    A weak one. It needs to destroy the can, but not cause any damage to walls, etc.
     
    sportschick, Mar 17, 2007
    #36
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