BEST WAY TO ENACT REVENGE

So here's the story. I'm moving out of my apartment by the end of the month and I need a way to get revenge against my landlords. The thing is I want it to be subtle where they won't even know about it for at least a month or so. I was thinking about getting some fish and hiding it in my ceiling panels. A friend suggested some ground beef.

What other suggestions do all of you have?

 

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He's fired up right now, Moddy, you can't expect much in terms of spelling and grammar.

 

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Spelling well is the best revenge.

 

Fixed. My apologies. Let us resume.

 

Thanks guy on horse.

 

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Do you landlords have a dog?

If they do, buy a silent dog whistle, and then drive down the street at 1 or 2 a.m., pause at the landlord's blow the whistle (so the dog will hear it and start barking) and then drive off.

 

Why are you wanting to get revenge on them?

 

Kill five people and hide their bodies in the attic.

 

Is this a private party landlord or a big apartment complex headed by a corporation?

 

Lock his TV on an endless loop of "The Best of Stephen A. Smith"