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BEST WAY TO ENACT REVENGE

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by melock, Mar 17, 2007.

  1. melock

    melock Active Member

    So here's the story. I'm moving out of my apartment by the end of the month and I need a way to get revenge against my landlords. The thing is I want it to be subtle where they won't even know about it for at least a month or so. I was thinking about getting some fish and hiding it in my ceiling panels. A friend suggested some ground beef.

    What other suggestions do all of you have?
     
  2. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    Re: BEST WAY TO INACT REVENGE

    Uh, is inact the right word here?
     
  3. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    Re: BEST WAY TO INACT REVENGE

    He's fired up right now, Moddy, you can't expect much in terms of spelling and grammar.
     
  4. jgmacg

    jgmacg Guest

    Re: BEST WAY TO INACT REVENGE

    Spelling well is the best revenge.
     
  5. melock

    melock Active Member

    Fixed. My apologies. Let us resume.
     
  6. melock

    melock Active Member

    Thanks guy on horse.
     
  7. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    Now that we have that straight - a dog shit care package is good.
    Doinghis wife is good.
     
  8. EStreetJoe

    EStreetJoe Well-Known Member

    Re: BEST WAY TO INACT REVENGE

    Do you landlords have a dog?

    If they do, buy a silent dog whistle, and then drive down the street at 1 or 2 a.m., pause at the landlord's blow the whistle (so the dog will hear it and start barking) and then drive off.
     
  9. KYSportsWriter

    KYSportsWriter Well-Known Member

    Why are you wanting to get revenge on them?
     
  10. John

    John Well-Known Member

    Kill five people and hide their bodies in the attic.
     
  11. Hank_Scorpio

    Hank_Scorpio Active Member

    Is this a private party landlord or a big apartment complex headed by a corporation?
     
  12. Moondoggy

    Moondoggy Member

    Lock his TV on an endless loop of "The Best of Stephen A. Smith"
     
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