Best towns for an A*& whipping

Perhaps the only time those two cities can be mentioned in the same sentence.

I don't know what's weirder, that this thread's nearly a year old or it started on my birthday.

 

Just shows there are many places in the country where you can get that ass kicked free of charge.

 

Any town that I visit. I once shot a man in his sleep for snoring too loud. (Time/Life Wild West collection)

 

That's wrong, puppies.

You waste a good bullet. Next time smother him with a pillow.

 

John Wesley Hardin, ladies and gentlemen

 

He was a friend to the poor.
He traveled witha gun in every hand.
And all along the coutrnyside, he opened many a door.
But he was never known to hurt and honest man.

 

Esepcially if you cheat at Canasta.

 

or dominoes

 

Hagerstown. Md. because my boy Shot says it's a great place for an ass whipping. He insisted that it be included on our list.

 

This is the dumbest thread ever. If you're a dick, you'll get your ass kicked no matter where you are. If you're a normal person, you'll stay out of trouble pretty much regardless where you go.

 

Amen.

 

This is a nice fun thread with a touch of seriousness. It's been around for some time and hasn't bothered or angered anyone except you. I know its Saturday and you may not have a life but there's no need for the mean spirited retort. If you don't like the thread, ignore it. If you do, contribute.