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Best towns for an A*& whipping

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by boots, May 25, 2006.

  1. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    I got beat up by some local kids at the docks in some little town in Donegal when I was 10.
    That's my only beating on foreign soil.
  2. heyabbott

    heyabbott Well-Known Member

    S.E or N.E. Washington DC.
    Baltimore, East Baltimore to get beat by white trash, West Baltimore to get beat hard core black crack heads
  3. nafselon

    nafselon Well-Known Member

    The Red Hook section of Brooklyn. Just breathe long enough and a fist will be pointed at your jaw.
  4. Monkey

    Monkey Member

    Well, you know those Donegal docks...
  5. Terd Ferguson

    Terd Ferguson Member

    Once got punched in the face by a kid riding past on his bike in Washington D.C. It was totally unprovoked except for the fact I was fresh off work as a congressional intern, wearing a suit and tie through a part of town where that sort of crap is apparently not tolerated.
    It wasn't an ass whipping, but a surprise nonetheless. My "Welcome to D.C. Moment"
  6. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    I was just a 10-year-old American kid who walked down to watch the fishing boats come in. We were on a fmialy vacation, and I was spending the weekend with my cousin at Gaelic school.
    These kids apparently didn't like Americans.
    I just got a little scuffed up. It wasn't a bad beating in the overall scheme of things.
  7. hockeybeat

    hockeybeat Guest

    Bed-Stuy, Brooklyn. A fist--among other things--will be pointed at your jaw.
  8. boots

    boots New Member

    This just in, throw in Petersburg, VA. and Miami, Fla.
  9. John

    John Well-Known Member

    Wasn't Gary, Ind., always considered a rough spot?

    Judging by all the fights Florida's football players have been in during the past two years, Gainesville might be a good spot.
  10. Double Down

    Double Down Well-Known Member

    Pu-lease. What, do the thugs in C-Falls kick your ass, then spend the rest of the day on the waterslides?

    I'll see your Columbia Falls and raise you either Butte or Anaconda. Take your pick.

    I would also nominate Olympia, Wash., and Hillsboro, Ore., for this dubious honor. Friend of mine got randomly hit in the face with a forty bottle outside a gas station in Hillsboro. Never even saw the guy. Lost eight teeth.

    Another friend got hit over the head with an aluminum bat in Olympia. It took 78 stiches to close the wound.
  11. HC

    HC Well-Known Member

    Come to Mimico. Come to the Blue Goose.

    Oh, and wear an Ottawa jersey.
  12. writing irish

    writing irish Active Member

    Good Lord. Is La Grande, Ore., in the same category as Hillsboro?
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