Best sports packages for TV

Yes, I realize what the title says.

I just watched the package on Greg Popavich and Tim Duncan's "special relationship." Unintentional comedy at about an 8 on a 10 scale.

Among the highlights while Duncan speaks fondly of his coach:

Duncan (with no shirt on) and Pop on the beach together. Alone.
Duncan with Pop leaning over him in his locker. Alone.

Tony Parker saying he invites you over to his house for talks: "I've never had a head coach invite me to his house."

"We've been through so much together ... as he's changed, I've changed. We've changed together. That's the best part of it. We took the journey together."
- Duncan

F'n cute.

I love what Kenny Mayne usually does, but it's stuff like this that kills me.

 

Isn't that what Rocky Balboa said at the end of Rocky IV? Honestly, I could hear the treachly piano music playing in the background and could have swearn I heard Chris Connely in there, instead of Mayne...

 

Funny stuff.