Best song titles of all time

Well, considering I started this thread, which you threadjacked, how about we simply settle for you either shutting up or getting back on topic?

 

Don't Cry on My Shoulders 'Cause You're Rusting My Spurs

 

Thank you. That wasn't so hard.

 

Since I rarely shut up, I've already taken care of the latter, dumbass. Catch up, would ya?

 

I Can't Love Your Body if Your Heart's Not In It.

P.S. Cobain sucked.

 

"Burning in Water, Drowning in Flame" - Dave Alvin

 

I adore country music's warped geography.


The Beaches of Cheyenne -- Garth Brooks

Oceanfront Property in Arizona -- George Strait

 

On the road yesterday, I heard "Connecticut's for Fucking" by the band Jesus H. Christ and the Four Hornsmen of the Apocalypse.

Reason No. 2,124 I love Sirius.

 

Not a Stones fan, but I always liked the title "Sympathy for the Devil."

 

Minutemen - "A Political Song For Michael Jackson to Sing"
McLusky - "The Difference Between You and Me is That I'm Not on Fire"
Sonic Youth - "I Killed Christgau With My Big Fucking Dick(And Now It Don't Work No More)"

 

All My Ex's Live In Texas

 

"This Cocaine Makes Me Feel Like I'm On This Song" -- System of a Down