Best song titles of all time

"Lay Me Like You Hate Me," the late, great Wilson Pickett from the album "A Funky Situation."

 

Just heard this on XM 70s tonight on the way back from state softball playoffs... Joe Tex's great rendition of "Ain't Gonna Bump No More With No Big Fat Woman". Priceless.

 

"Wonder why they call you bitch"
2pac

 

'I've Got Tears in my Ears from Lying on my Back and Crying in my Sleep while Dreaming of You' — Well Known Butt Hounds

 

To continue the Tap references from the other thread: Big Bottoms. Similarly Fat-Bottomed Girls by Queen

 

The most recent Fall Out Boy record has a few good ones.

"Our Lawyer Made Us Change The Name Of This Song So We Wouldn't Get Sued"
"I've Got A Dark Alley And A Bad Idea That Says You Should Shut Your Mouth (Summer Song)"
"Champagne For My Real Friends, Real Pain For My Sham Friends"
"I Slept With Someone In Fall Out Boy And All I Got Was This Stupid Song Written About Me"
"A Little Less Sixteen Candles, A Little More "Touch Me""
"Get Busy Living Or Get Busy Dying (Do Your Part To Save The Scene And Stop Going To Shows)"

 

And yet they released Dance, Dance as the first single?

 

I hate myself and want to die -- Nirvana. Talk about foreshadowing . . .

Uncomfortably Numb -- Butch Walker

 

I will kill myself after admitting this, but now I know where the inspiriation for the title of that One Tree Hill episode featuring Pete from Fall Out Boy--"I Slept With Someone In Fall Out Boy And All I Got Was This Song Written About Me"--came from.

God, I'm a dork.

 

"Elderly Woman Behind The Counter In A Small Town"--Pearl Jam

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Too Drunk to Fuck, Dead Kennedys

 

That and Nirvana sucked balls. Kurt Cobain was a self-indulgent, whiny fuck.