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Best softball team names

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Chef2, Jul 10, 2012.

  1. Chef2

    Chef2 Well-Known Member

    Umpired a 48-hour softball tournament this weekend.

    best team name I have seen;

    10 Jerks and a Squirt.

    11 guys; Each numbered in order from 1 to 10, and above the number, where their name would be, it said "JERK".....except for the young kid on the team, where his said "SQUIRT"
  2. Chef2

    Chef2 Well-Known Member

    There was a Master Batters there, but it didn't have the bottom part about beating yourself.
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  3. Chef2

    Chef2 Well-Known Member

    Another team name that got chuckles was "Off in the corner"
  4. Chef2

    Chef2 Well-Known Member

    Some more from the tourney I was at:

    No Respect For Pitches
    South Harmon Institute of Technology
    wohs t.i.h.s
    Tennessee Log Jammers
    Team Hedgehog (picture of Ron Jeremy on the shirt, caption says "We go deep all the time.")
  5. JC

    JC Well-Known Member

    This thread is a great reminder of why I hate softball.

    How many number 69's and .08's were there?
  6. Matt Stephens

    Matt Stephens Well-Known Member

    Arizona, Oklahoma, err ...

    Some from my kickball league in Arkansas, but it's basically the same idea:

    "99 Problems, but a Pitch Aint One"
    "Old Balls"

    We were the Ballbarians
  7. bumpy mcgee

    bumpy mcgee Well-Known Member

    "No game this week."
    Our lone win of the intramural season came via the other team not showing.
  8. pressboxer

    pressboxer Active Member

    I had to deal with an ASA youth tourney many years ago in which one of the teams was allegedly the Desert Warriors, but their jerseys had Dessert Warriors. And from the looks of some of the young ladies, the latter was a more apt description.
  9. oxfordcrowe

    oxfordcrowe Member

    Played on a team called "The Underdogs" that went 0-28 in two seasons.

    The best team in the league was "The Atomic Dogs," so we hoped when people talked about how good/bad the "Dogs" are they wouldn't know which one was being referred to.

    At 0-27 we were one out away from our first win.

    Grounder to second baseman with bases loaded in the final inning, everyone's yelling "TAG HIM! TAG HIM!" He sails it over the first baseman's head by eight feet, two runs score and we lose by a run.

    Yeah — "The Underdogs." Not quite catching as "10 Jerks and a Squirt," but a good story none the less.
  10. Our softball team was going to be called Josh Hamilton's Drinking Buddies, but we could never get the players necessary.
  11. 93Devil

    93Devil Well-Known Member

    Jesus, JC.
  12. Gehrig

    Gehrig Active Member

    You must hate every recreational sport. The number 69 isn't only on softball shirts.
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