"Best Sex I've Ever Had"....

Totally would.

 

Five years in Canada is like 30 days in Texas.

 

Honest question: Since people talk about everything else here, why isn't sex discussed? I think it'd be fun, and it can't be any less offensive than the political threads.

 

Sex isn't discussed?

Do you have me on ignore? (I suppose this is like waving to someone you think might be blind, but whatever.)

 

He can see you now

 

Sure, it's discussed, but more with jokes and euphemisms.

I want to know how Care Bear and the sleeveless guy spice up their love life after a child, dooley's fetishes and if IJAG's love of black men is based on style and flair or the funky snake slithering between their thighs. These -- well, forget the second one -- are things we need to know. We need practical, real life examples, dammit.

 

All I ask for is a little something to the imagination. That and a safe word.

 

Well, I can't answer those questions. But I would be happy to describe my masturbation in full detail.

 

The safe word is "there is no safe word."

 

Bitches be crazy yo.

It wasn't long ago where you used to get double credit for time served in Canada. Law only changed in the past few years. Had it not changed she would have been given credit for 44 months instead of the 22 she had already served, meaning she would have been out on the streets in a little under a year and a half. Thankfully that is no longer the case. Curious which prison she will be at. The Edmonton Institute for Women is a multi-level facility and was little more than a drop in centre when it first opened in the mid 90s, had several inmates walk out the front door. I have a good friend who is a therapist at the men's maximum security prison in Edmonton and that's supposed to be a pretty fucked up place.

And Vers, no offence, but I can do without knowing the intricate details of your masturbatory life, although I'm sure it would be an entertaining read as per usual.