Best scenes/skits - SNL history

The Bush-Gore debate spoofs. "I have some more foreign leader names for you."

"Lockbox."

Stra-tegery."

From waaayy back. The Jaws shark ringing doorbells trying to worm his way inside. "Who's there?" "Candygram."

 

Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
The original Debbie Downer
And for some reason, I find the Barry Gibb talk show really funny

 

"You're unce, tice, fee (holding up four fingers) times a nady. And I nuuUUub you."

Also, Garrett Morris in the prison talent show auditions singing,

"I'm gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whiteys I see.
"I'm gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whiteys I see.
"And when I kill all the whiteys I see, then whitey he won't boooooOOther me!"

 

The Penis Mightier for $200, Alex.

A couple others that come to mind:

Jan Hooks as Tammy Faye Bakker with the mascara just flowing down her face as she's crying while Jim (Phil Hartman I believe) is begging for forgiveness.

Mick Jagger doing his Keith Richards impression (while Mike Myers is playing Mick)

Julian Bond being interviewed by Garrett Morris on Black Perspective and telling Garrett that light skinned blacks are smarter than dark skinned blacks. The look on Morris' face and the 'say what' were priceless.

 

The skit where Eddie Murphy walks the streets as a white guy.

 

I was never a big fan of the original cast. (I mean, honestly. Jane Curtin? Laraine Newman?) And a lot of it was blatant Python ripoffs. However, the Chase-Pryor face off ("DEAD honky"), which also was a cop from Monty, still knocks me out.
I haven't read the whole thread, but I have to put in votes for the original Matt Foley, Hooks-Dunn as The Sweeney Sisters in jail, and the very first couple of Wayne's World.

 

four words


"Fred Garvin, male prostitute"

 

The Matt Foley - motivational speaker is still my favourite, but Farley doing the Chippendales routine with Patrick Swayze was pretty damn good too.

 

The one for the bank that only makes change.

"How do you make money doing this? The answer is simple. Volume."

 

"Kill my landlord"

"C-i-l-l"

 

Heather Locklear as the racist, prejudiced infomercial host.

 

I believe the Eddie Murphy skit was called White Like Me.