Best PR release ever

I really need to figure out how to get this in a story. This is front-page material.

Hi,

I just wanted to get in touch with you to see if you’re doing any last minute Super Bowl coverage.

Below are a few interesting facts and statistics regarding how people in New England might have drowned their sorrows post-game. Especially with the whole Butterfingers fiasco taking place in Boston’s Copley Square yesterday, this might prove as a most interesting "icing on the cake" scenario.

Unfortunately, if you’re a New England Patriots fan your Sunday night was not very glamorous. Cursing Tom Brady and spending hours looking at adult entertainment was just the norm in Massachusetts as countless die-hard Pats fans tried to ease their losses over the big letdown in Super Bowl XLVI.

Not all is lost for New Englanders though, while Brady and crew might have left Indy empty-handed, their fans did win this year’s “P*rn Bowl” according to PornHub, the premier online destination for adult entertainment.

According to the statisticians from PornHub, right after the heartbreaking New England loss, Massachusetts natives flocked to the site, with a 22% spike at 11PM (EST) and a 33% spike at 12AM (EST), while New York went only up 16% and 32%, respectively; taking home the coveted title in the process.

If you are interested in receiving additional adult entertainment-related Super Bowl statistics or to speak with a representative from PornHub, please feel free to contact us directly at danielph79@gmail.com or 732-610-1628

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Looking forward to hearing your feedback.

The PornHub Team

 

Shouldn't the contact's email address be danielph69@gmail.com in stead of danielph79?

 

I doubt the validity of these numbers. As a Patriots fan, I was devastated Sunday night. The last thing I wanted to do was touch myself, especially right after the game.

I waited until at least 1 a.m.

 

So who did Versatile root for?

/still need mind-bleach to wash that post away

 

But to 79 with a chick is 10 better!

 

Which is correct AP Style?

P*rn Bowl or PornBowl?

 

Porn Bowl. Two words.

 

Unless you are a MAC team shut out of the big event. Then it's the GoDaddy.com Cocktease Bowl.

 

The story already ran...
http://www.sportsgrid.com/nfl/patriots-fans-porn-super-bowl-loss/

 

Damn. There goes my takeout in Esquire.

 

oh that aint icing

 

That's good PR.