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Best Pop Tart Flavors

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Regan MacNeil, May 8, 2019.

  1. jr/shotglass

    jr/shotglass Well-Known Member

    I actually had to Google it to be sure I wasn't dreaming it, but a few months ago, the local supermarket had Orange Crush Pop-Tarts.

    It was an absolute game-changer. Of course, they simply stopped stocking it before the month was up.

    Real Pop-Tart flavors I had no clue about until now:
    • Peanut Butter Pop Tart
    • Sugar Cookie Pop Tart
    • Mint Chocolate Chip Pop Tart
    • Peanut Butter & Jelly Pop Tart
    • Mapley Brown Sugar Pop Tart
    • Blueberry Muffin Pop Tart
    • Ice Cream Sandwich Pop Tart
    • Dulce De Leche Pop Tart
    • Chocolate Banana Split Pop Tart
    • French Toast Pop Tart
    • Cheese and Cherry Pop Tart
    • American Apple Pie Pop Tart
    Last edited: May 10, 2019
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  2. Slacker

    Slacker Well-Known Member

    I would go for Chocolate Frosted Peanut Butter Bacon Maple Syrup Pop Tarts.

    It's breakfast. Go for the gold.
  3. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    Cherry is No. 1.

    Cinnamon is a distant second.

    All other are so far behind those two they are not worth ranking.

    I will not add 'frosted' as a modifier because it seems redundant. I do not acknowledge that Pop Tarts come any other way but 'frosted.'

    I cannot recall the last time I ate a Pop Tart it has to be 30-plus years.
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  4. BurnsWhenIPee

    BurnsWhenIPee Well-Known Member

    Those orange crush ones are amazing.

    In our area, they trotted them out with a root beer float flavor. That wasn't good enough to feed my dog.
  5. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    Have you all seen the flammable pop tart videos?

    It’s a bit dangerous, but if you force a toaster handle to stay down and overheat one or two, you can get them to light off.

    Different flavors probably burn at different rates.
  6. TigerVols

    TigerVols Well-Known Member

    JFC. Brown sugar cinnamon is the only acceptable answer.

    What the fuck is wrong with you people?
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  7. spikechiquet

    spikechiquet Well-Known Member

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  8. WriteThinking

    WriteThinking Well-Known Member

    You mean "What flavor most overcomes that of the actual tart?"

    I'm genuinely shocked so many people on here eat Pop Tarts at all...:)
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  9. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    You could probably make a good Venn Diagram of men, bachelors, and who eats pop tarts, with a lot of overlapping results.
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