Best (or the worst) name for a kid in high school sports

Back Door Boots...

 

Sirs, Madames,

The best heckling in the Ontario league was aimed at Corey Pecker.

And I ran track with a hurdler named Avo Albo, who was both a city champion and a not a great hand in Scrabble.

o-<

 

The Legend Of Fonda Dix grows.

She still is top-10 in scoring, and her name is in the state tournament program every year.

 

Mr. Pecker was a Phoenix Roadrunner for a while. Pretty good, as I recall (at least by ECHL standards). I briefly considered getting a Pecker jersey.

 

You may remember this one.

There was an Ann Arbor Pioneer football offensive lineman named Coke Dick.

 

Jerky McBeatsoffalot

 

From Midway High School in Waco, Texas: football player B.J. Head
From Clyde High School in Clyde, Texas: multi-sport girls athlete Gaye Fuch (rhymes with Dutch)
From Vega High School in Vega, Texas: multi-sport girls athlete Gaye Slutz (rhymes with boots)

 

Two of my favorites (actually favorite, not bad):
Shanlee Taken Alive
Billy Hammer

 

And of course, I only saw him play in college, but I assume he played in high school at some point: Eastern Illinois University defensive lineman Lucious Pusey

 

Awesome.

 

KaMichael Jackson

My wife always gets a kick out of that one.

 

Covered a cross country runner 20-some years ago whose last name was Overfield.